26 funny selfie quotes - Wordgag

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

May 30, 2026

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

May 30, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

May 28, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

May 28, 2026

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

May 28, 2026

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

May 28, 2026

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

May 28, 2026

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

May 27, 2026

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

May 27, 2026

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

May 27, 2026

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

May 26, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

May 26, 2026

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

May 26, 2026

A selfie only a mother could like.

May 26, 2026

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

May 26, 2026

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

May 25, 2026

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

May 24, 2026

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

May 24, 2026

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

May 23, 2026

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

May 23, 2026

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

May 21, 2026

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

May 20, 2026

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

May 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

May 20, 2026

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

May 20, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

May 19, 2026