26 funny selfie quotes - Wordgag

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

May 21, 2026

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

May 20, 2026

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

May 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

May 20, 2026

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

May 20, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

May 19, 2026

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

May 18, 2026

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

May 18, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Mar 31, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Mar 31, 2026

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Mar 31, 2026

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Mar 31, 2026

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Mar 31, 2026

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Mar 30, 2026

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Mar 30, 2026

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Mar 29, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Mar 29, 2026

A selfie only a mother could like.

Mar 29, 2026

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Mar 29, 2026

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Mar 28, 2026

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Mar 27, 2026

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Mar 27, 2026

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Mar 26, 2026

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Mar 26, 2026