Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! πŸ€πŸ’¨πŸ’€"

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