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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, call, canary, energy, energy bar, father, food, humor, joke, just, know, pet, snack on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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