Funny fragrance quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

  Commentary:
  "Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

  Commentary:
  "Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

  Commentary:
  Those fragrance commercial writers must be dreaming in 4D-Vision-Smell-O-Vision-Land 🌀✨ Can you imagine how fun it must be? "Yes, let's market this scent as a mix of unicorn tears and fresh-cut grass. It'll be fabulous!" 🦄🌿 Just another day at the office for them!

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