Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.
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"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"

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