I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
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Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"

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