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  • New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.
  • That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”
  • His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.
  • What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.
  • Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.
  • Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?