I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.
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"Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜"

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