90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.
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"Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? πŸ€” Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜… Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"

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