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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.