When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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