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  • Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.
  • And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
  • Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.
  • Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
  • Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
  • Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.