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Looks like Santa's switching to a forehead-only delivery service this year! 🎅💸💋
Funny forehead kiss quotes
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
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Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
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"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
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"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
Glory hole but for forehead kisses.
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"Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."
Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.
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Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate
Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.
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Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove