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Mar 28, 2026

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Playful quote about demanding a forehead kiss from an authority figure.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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