16 funny forehead quotes - Wordgag

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

May 30, 2026

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

May 29, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

May 28, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

May 27, 2026

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

May 27, 2026

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

May 27, 2026

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

May 27, 2026

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

May 27, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

May 26, 2026

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

May 26, 2026

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

May 25, 2026

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

May 25, 2026

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

May 24, 2026

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

May 24, 2026

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

May 23, 2026

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

May 21, 2026