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Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻
16 Funny forehead quotes
After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.
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Looks like Santa's switching to a forehead-only delivery service this year! 🎅💸💋
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
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Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.
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😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"
Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.
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"When Botox wasn't the true villain of the story! 😂🎬💉"
A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
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"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
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"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
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"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.
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"Life’s too short to deal with forehead veins popping like fireworks during an argument 🎆 Let’s just agree to disagree and spare those poor veins some stress 😄💬"