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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.