No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.