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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

5 months ago

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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Blink if you want me!

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Being a little freak is my love language.

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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