Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.