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I'm putting my brain in charge; it's time for a smarter GPS 🧠😂💔
39 Funny decision making quotes
Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.
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Navigating dinner plans in marriage: the ultimate test of patience and menu negotiation skills 🍽️🧐💑
I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.
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Considering a night out with friends? Let me just pull out the spreadsheet and punch some numbers first 😂📊🤔
For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.
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Mixed signals? My WiFi has better connection! 😂📡🚫
Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.
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When your search history has higher standards than your dating life 🍿📚😂
Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.
I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.
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Can’t decide if that’s funny or just true 🤔😂
Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.
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Brain outsourced, thinking power restored! 🤔🔄🧠
“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”
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Sure, just going to let my brain go on vacation and hope things work out 😂🧠✈️