Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like being in a relationship is just a series of "I'm sorry for napping" marathons! 😴🏃♂️🌀 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families. I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.