Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not? Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. ππΏπΆ Related funny posts π I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch. I hate math, but I love counting money. Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help? An orgasm before bed is natureβs strongest sleep aid.