Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! πΌπ Related funny posts π In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers. I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler? A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day. Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!