I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious Related funny posts 🤝 In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers. Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch. If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks. Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel. A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.