If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! π₯ππ Related funny posts π Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said βhelloβ like a goddam daredevil. I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.