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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

They should invent a good thing that happens.

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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