I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! π¦ππ¬ Related funny posts π€ No, I donβt like nature. I canβt respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds. ‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book. Back in the good old days, we didnβt have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs. I miss when 1K was a lot of money. Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because weβre precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.