Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've found the secret to job security! 🍻🤔🤣 Related funny posts 😂 Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you. AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years. Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job. But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.