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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of…

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, after work, close, coping, coping mechanism, drinking, drunk, humor, i, joke, just, mechanism, quitting, work on Aug 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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