Starting a new life today, bye. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll just pack up my collection of stress and anxiety for the move! πͺπββοΈπΌπ Related Funny Quotes π€ “Bye, have a great day, Iβll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kidβs lunch. I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account? Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days. So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start. Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?