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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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