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Funny new life quotes

Starting a new life today, bye.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever β€” time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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