Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy π€π±π€·ββοΈ Related funny posts π Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news. Occupation: the ugly friend! I have the sex drive of a potato.