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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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