Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life's aiming for a fruit salad chaos, armed with watermelons instead of lemons! 🍉😅🍋 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself. Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.