Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and Iβm actually not allowed to do that. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Rules are rules, and my imaginary committee takes them VERY seriously! π©ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Iβm addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up. Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people. The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that. I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves. Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’