Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I missed the "how to be a human vacuum" class in school! 😂🧹 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open? The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership. Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups. I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born. Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.