Therapists are like, βYou donβt owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.β Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Paying for wisdom, one chuckle at a time! ππΈπ€ Related funny posts π€ A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.” Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Letβs see how much a Land Rover costs. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go. Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me? So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.