I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm my own worst financial criminal… but at least I'm consistent! πΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me. I hate managing money, I was born to splurge. I hate checking my bank account after having a good time. If I ever find out who stole my identity, Iβll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.