Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my app is like "pick a card, any card" and I stubbornly choose the same card πΌππ Related Funny Quotes π€ I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones. Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV? Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.