If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson! Related funny posts 😂 Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work. Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.