As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Applying for the secret service are we? Related funny posts 🤝 Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience. Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question. Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?