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As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.

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Applying for the secret service are we?

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, application, humor, i, job, job application, joke, lying, resume, sarcasm, skill on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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