Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
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"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. πŸ’ΈπŸš”πŸ“± #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"

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