Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงน๐Ÿš— Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! ๐Ÿ’ก

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