I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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“Sorry folks, no Hollywood action hero here! 🎬🚫 I may be a daredevil in my own way, but tripping over my own feet is definitely not part of the script! 😂🎥 #AccidentalStunts”

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