If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 9, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!” For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?
