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  • What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
  • Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
  • Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
  • I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
  • Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?
  • Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.