Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Commentary:
“Ah, the irony of ‘free time’ – a misnomer for sure! It’s like a budgeting black hole where money disappears faster than a magician’s rabbit 🎩🐇💸 Who knew being financially liberated could come with such a price tag? 😂💸 #MoneyFleesWhenFree”

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