That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Commentary:
That awkward moment when you turn on your “I’m listening” face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

    Commentary:
    🤣🔒 “Looks like this gang has a strict ‘No Outsiders’ policy! If you aren’t on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals”

  • Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

    Commentary:
    “Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don’t worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜”

  • I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

    Commentary:
    “Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone’s shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer”

  • It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

    Commentary:
    “Note to self: apparently, ‘all of them’ doesn’t count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles”

  • My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

    Commentary:
    Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real “in-tents” policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don’t let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare

  • My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.