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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.