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  • If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
  • Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
  • A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.
  • Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?