My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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πŸ”πŸ”₯ "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! πŸ˜…πŸ‘™"

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